Zack Daniels

I just chugged a bottle of water

Out of all the healthy habits I've tried to implement in my life, waking up early is by FAR the hardest one to do consistently.

Why? Because waking up before 6:30 forces me to think of my future self. If I do ANYTHING to fuck him over, then waking up is gonna be a much harder - I already have to use 83% of my day's willpower to get out of bed in the morning.

And I unfortunately just did one of those things to fuck over my morning self: I drank a bottle of water.

That may seem trivial at first, but drinking a bottle of water means that I'll need to get up at night to pee, which means that my sleep is going to be disrupted, which means that my bed is going to have a stronger gravitational pull on me than Jupiter when my alarm rings.

All this because I ate a salty burger with a friend for dinner tonight. Was it worth it? Well, the burger was delicious. So yeah.

I guess all this is good training if I ever become part of the green lantern corps.